You've never what, Shauny??? All right, that's it girl. You, me, Cafe Essen. Now. We'll drink our way through the coffee menu until we're so wired on caffeine we can't blink and we're giggling at pink butterflies no one else can see.

You think I'm kidding, don't you?

While we're at it, I'll read you selections from Hitch-Hiker's Guide.