I think you're right, Shauna; blogging about spam is the next big thing, and here's my snippet for today.

Precise spam is all the go now, apparently. I have some delightful eager-to-serve chap called Joe J wanting me to know all about something involving: "New Work At Home Make Up To $1137.00 A Week". $1137, mind you. Don't get greedy and start wanting an even twelve hundred or anything, because then we'd have to send angry young men in trenchcoats around to your house with Black and Decker drills and small vocabularies. I'm not sure which is the deadlier weapon, actually.