Hear ye, hear ye. Because Dee is (Maude) bored (and dangerous to gnaw... ten points and a lot of respect), she is making zany proclamations. Henceforward...
... Dee is now an acronym. It stands for Destroyer of Everything Evil. And by Evil, I mean anything covered under the banners of Stupidity, Moronity, Ditwittedness, Fanaticism, Uneducatedness and Law Students (just for J^e).
... A will be referred to as the Male. This is just because A is too easily misunderstood in a sentence.
... All of the Worthy folk shall be referred to as Comrade. Since we must unite together against the nefarious Evils aforementioned. We must be strong!
... My college will be referred to as the Mothership. Unworthy residents shall be known as Drones. Come the Revolution, they shall be reprogrammed into Killer Robots of Doom, and then we shall dress them up in pink lace and point and laugh at them.