I'm sorry, due to fuckwits, morons and rum and coke, we are currently all out of happy, laid-back Dee. We expect to receive more within the week, but make no promises. In the meantime, why don't you try some of our cynical, growling, bitchy Dee? Full of pissed-off goodness!

(It was hell. It was late. People are stupid. I have to work now. End transmission.)