The phone has rung three times in the last five minutes. What made me so popular all of a sudden? Two hang-ups - one post and one pre-answer. Am I being stalked? Well, if I am, then he's closing in, because one was external, and one internal.

Meanwhile, I want to go to this, or maybe this. They just sound... well, excellent. Inspiring, exciting, gripping, useful. Of course, there's always the Australian version, but it only goes for 5 sodding days (as opposed to six weeks).

Oh, for a few thousand spendable dollars...