J^e, poised with eyeliner in hand: "So, what do you want?"
K^y: "I kinda want it to say 'Fuck you!' I'm in a fuck you mood tonight."

J^e: "Ah, you'll want to use the blue then. Nothing says fuck you like thick blue eyeliner."
K^y: "Really?"

J^e: "Oh yeah. It sorta says: 'Yes, I'm doing heroin, do you have a problem with that?"

(I love goth nites.)