I think I'm allergic to getting up. Shortly after I get up, I always seem to sneeze at least fourteen times. I thought it was just hayfever, because the other day I was working outside first thing in the morning, but I haven't really gone outside today. Then I thought I was allergic to mornings; not a bad surmise, I thought. However, I went back to bed this morning, and when I got up at lunch time, I did the same thing. So it must be an allergy to getting up. Either I'm never going back to bed, or I'm never going to get up ever again. Or maybe I should sleep standing up.

I just love days off, don't you?