TitaniaFae: Back in a sec... I need a banana.
Maj: okay
TitaniaFae: Back. With banana.
Maj: lol if you were sans banana, I wouldn't be able to talk to you. You know that, right? I only bother to speak to you because of your banana.
Maj: now put the banana on.
TitaniaFae: The banana can't talk. I bit its head off. :-)
Maj: ROTFL
TitaniaFae: I know you only like me for my soft fruit. I've grown reconciled to it.