More soccer stupidity: David (is it David? Let's say so, for now) Bellamy is a horrible little cockroach of a man. The best part about today's Newcastle vs Leeds match was when he got kicked in the shins. The worst part was when he scored a goal.

Meanwhile, another attractive midfielder to add to my collection: Robert, even though he plays for Newcastle. He got a yellow card in the match, but then again, so did half of the players. Violent game this.

PS: Now I'm getting spam about anti-spam technology. This just keeps getting better.