I have connection. In fact, I have full and complete connection. I have AIM, and FTP, and telnet, and a million and one other interesting things. I can download music at more than 1.5k/sec. I feel all-powerful. And "Spank My Booty" is playing. This is a sign. Oh yes it is.

It's a sign I need Meghan to come online so we can do a fanfic writing session, is what it is. Plus, it's a sign that you should message me right now. Yes, right now.