There's a letter on the principal's noticeboard downstairs (which everyone reads all the time, of course) declaring two ex-ressies persona non grata (which is then explained for plebs). Speculation abounds as to what exactly these two did to get this sort of thing done to them. It was thought that perhaps they groped the Staff Tutor's wife (which is a pretty brave thing to do, since I have a great deal of respect for her and that should tell you all you need to know about her), but then someone declared that no, what had happened was that they had organised that stripper that showed up on Toga.

"And that's worse than the entirety of Bruce Hall doing a nudie run through the middle of the dancefloor?"
"Oh, absolutely. They weren't getting paid for that."

PS: In case anyone's interested, I've decided to move all my ranting, raving, brain-storming and drafting of fanfic off this weblog so that the normal people can come here without fear. If you're abnormal and fearless, you can read all about it in my resurrected livejournal. Now with Domino.