I had such a good night out last night. My outfit worked first time (which never happens). There were two extremely good sets of music, and lots of little bits in between, and I spent lots of time on the dance floor. And then the walk home brought me to sad, lost hatred of mankind.

So, to the whole bloody mass of boundless human stupidity, but specifically to those who think it's OK, or a good idea, or fucking expected to spit on my friend just because he's wearing make-up, and you're drunk, and a sodding wanker:

Fuck you.

Oh so sincerely,
- Dee