Resident Evil. Rah! Oh yeah, that was fun. Go Milla, you rock. Nicely eerie opening; got to the point I was thinking this was going to be Event Horizon all over again and I was going to hate it. But just then, *bam*, Milla transcends, kicks a dog in the head, and it was on for young and old.

Plus, some semi-acceptable man-candy with a nice character appended who unfortunately really went downhill once he got his memory back. Damn. Oh well, there's always Milla kicking zombie ass.

How much of a teeny geek do I sound here? No, please, don't answer that. This is a movie designed to bring out that part of all of us. If you've mislaid yours, you probably won't enjoy it. Sorry.