Me: I'm not sure if I'll buy Fellowship in, like, October with extra footage, or wait until all three are out and get them then.
Jaffy: But then you'll have to wait three years!

Me: Yes.
Jaffy: But what if you die?!

Me: Well, then, it really won't matter, will it?
Jaffy: But it'll be a missed opportunity!

Me: Yes, but I'll be dead, and not really in any position to regret it.