If I had the time or the knowledge, I'd create a "Which Wench Are You?" quiz, so everyone could find out which of the wenches they resembled. Then I would gather up all the people who managed to get me, and form them into an elite fighting force for terrorising the world (not taking it over; that's Jen's job). This, of course, need only come about if my plan for ultimate power via the channelling of the world's lust didn't work.

And yes, I am continuing to post to this, even though it cannot be seen. Eventually, it will be, and then you'll all be sorry. Be sorry, already.