I am tired, and slightly hungover, and moving carefully in the way people do when last night was huge and, in fact, last night didn't finish until it was well and truly this morning.

But I had a great deal of fun last night, partying with the Old Skool (who still do it bigger, better and more random than anyone else) and playing infantile games involving coins. I think I probably gave everyone my cold. Serves them right, I'm sure. Or maybe not.

Certain other aspects of last night were very interesting indeed. But a lady doesn't kiss and tell.