Frankly, y'know, I just never get enough of seeing a woman holding her costume on with her nipples.

J² asked me what I wanted my superpower to be. I was going to say I wanted to be like Jakita Wagner, but that was probably just because I'd only just finished reading the Planetary book that my dealer (P^h) supplied me with. ("Let me hook you up," he said. "This is the good shit.")

Anyway, I'm thinking I might go for something of old, like the powers I gave my XET character Pris. She was so much fun to play. And obviously the holding-up-the-costume-with-the-nipples thing is a facet of being a superhero, because they can all do it, so that's not an actual power.

Or maybe it is, and they just all have it. I'll read the fine print, make sure it's in my contract.

But, see, the thing is, the coolest girls - like Jenny Sparks and Domino - aren't cool because of their powers. They're just motherfucking cool, and would be even if they couldn't get all weird on the bad guys' asses.

(See that? That was some hardcore linkage, there. Whew!)