Dee's insights into Mercantile Chic:

Need to keep abreast of the Newest Trend in workplace fashion? Don't get caught with last week's gizmo. The newest accessory for the fashion-conscious businessman is the miniature cricket bat. (As artfully modelled by the suit-clad, mobile-phone-using gent striding down Flinders Lane at about 1pm this afternoon.)

Also, beware. Briefcases are passe. Little wheeled luggage bits are in, dahlink. You know, those little things that air hostesses have, that follow you around like a small, tasteful R2-D2 unit. (As displayed with synchronous taste by the three young, hip, business chaps headings down Collins Street circa 9am this morning.)