Why I love my Male, reason #lots:

"i'm having lunch on friday with the girls (i steadfastly refuse to call them the angels) (possibly because there are four of them, possibly because it would be tacky, but most likely because that would make me bill murray) (and i'm not going down that role unless i get one of those plasma-nebulising cannon things) (and sigourney weaver, because she is a useful thing to have around) (although everyone around her always dies of aliens) to which you are obviously invited."