I was just sitting there in McDonald's, enjoying my mindless lunch, when a baby started crying behind me. Seriously crying. And the parents were walking him around, and all "what's up?" and then, out of the blue, I thought: "That child's about to puke."

Thirty seconds later - "bleurgh". All over the place.

So am I psychic, or do I somehow speak fluent baby? Which would be really, really worrying, because we all know I have the maternal instincts of a cuckoo.