The Male's possibly been a lawyer for too long already. Today's social-organising email included:

"Anyone who asks me if my friend is a) single, b) hot, c) black, d) a taurus, or e) any word or collection of words to the effect of any, several, or all of the terms in clauses a-c above, or any other question that leads by inference to an answer to clause d) above, is politely uninvited forthwith."

I state again - if the Male got himself a blog, I wouldn't have anything left to blog about.