Jen: "Tautology: weekend = one long haze of beer and getting nothing done."

Yes, but I'm not in college anymore. Could be forgiven for thinking otherwise, of course. Weekend has involved pleasant amounts of Jojo, Mish, and various other utterly amusing people. Also cards. Also movies. Also Anfy's parents, who I have to admit were never really a major feature of college, so there goes that theory, hissing and screaming across the room like a punctured balloon.

But still. Hate to quit while I'm winning, so I'm going out now...