I get spam from "Eduardo Kelley".

And I think: "Yeah, Ned Kelly wasn't caught, tried and hanged, he ran away to South America with his gay lover and lives at liberty in the Amazon, but to make ends meet recently he's taking to running internet scams, because it's just like the ole stand-and-deliver except you can do it without leaving the comfort of your own home and your gay lover."

Oh yeah, and he's somehow managed to live for over a hundred years, which is totally the sort of secret I guess you should be selling on the internet.

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