Jojo gave us the Gift That Requires A Little Work To Actualise, in the form of a misburnt CD of a downloaded copy of Worms Plus that didn't actually run. Never mind; spurred to activity by his gallant lead, we found a place to download a copy that did work.

Sort of. There's no sound, and the computer sits in zen-like contemplation of its own navel for about a minute before loading the game, or the first level choice. Also, it seems to be missing the level files for the Challenge mode which is, if you know Anthony, somewhat dire. Also, the spacebar on this keyboard is slightly munted, which meant that Anthony sheeped himself in the face.

But it's Worms.

I wondered what to call my team, but then I saw the cursor flashing beside "Captain" and I immediately added "Jack Sparrow". (Pity the fangirl geek. PITY, I say.) The other three worms are "Norrington", "Miss Swann" (because Elizabeth's already in the Royalty team) and "Puppy" - because he absolutely is.

Amusingly enough, in the games thus far, Cpt. J. Sparrow has been flamboyant in both life and death, Norrington has methodically got the job done, Miss Swann has proved surprisingly vicious, and Puppy has been pathetically wiped out before getting a turn on nine out of ten occasions.