Note to the world: the top of the escalator is NOT a good place to pause for some reflection on the meaning of life. Especially not when the girl behind you is carrying six bottles of wine. Get the fuck out of my way.

*gets a rage point*

*wishes she really was an Ahroun so she could spend rage points*

*geeks out like whoa*

In only slightly less geeky news; Nick Cage took away his SWAT van before we could clandestinely stick a "Blood donors save lives" magnet to it. Doh.

And today I actually thought the line: "That arse is just a physical manifestation of your karma, bitch." Getting catty in my old age. And also, apparently, Buddhist.