Exhibit A for the prosecution in the case of "Decreasing Dee's caffination levels":

Brook: i've decided that i like slytherins lots
Brook: this upsets me
Dee: Slytherins are the best!
Brook: they are politicians. the old time, real fun ones
Brook: like...bismarck
Brook: bismarck would be one
Brook: and i like that
Brook: bismark was great fun
Dee: Bismarck is fabulous
Dee: He's my hero.
Dee: I'd marry him if he wasn't, y'know, dead
Brook: are you being sarcastic?
Dee: No, actually
Brook: i love you lots
Dee: See, I'm all about the tactical application of force within a political context, and when it comes to surgical precision and using force as a simple extension of political means, he is the KING.
Dee: Seriously, the unification of Germany is like pure international relations SEX.