Lizz has new CDs. She has "Wuthering Heights" and "West End Boys" on the same album, effectively. Coolth factor high and climbing.

Mind you. My last CD purchase was "Galore" by the Cure. Robert Smith rocks my socks clean across the room baby. My DOUG, I'm channeling J². Who, incidentally, seems to have disappeared. He has not been sighted since he left for home before Christmas. Well, not by us. He could be sitting at home drinking martinis out of gum boots with his father and we wouldn't know about it. And it wouldn't surprise me one little bit if that's what he was doing.

All right, this has officially been a weird post.