What kind of college student am I? Last night, too tired - no, fatigued, it was definitely fatigued - to party. Even though it was Thursday night, and the end of term, and a bar night, and J¹'s 21st. Hope you had a good one, Bugalugs. I piked. I'll make it up to you.

Today I was cleaning, back on that unique form of torture called WOBCO. Vacuuming all available surfaces with Poe's 'Angry Johnny' stuck in my head.

Tonight I will goth, and tomorrow my fatigue levels will reach terminal velocity. Things could get interesting. Especially since I'm working bar. Coherency not expected.