You know, it's not often I lambast my own friends or close acquaintances, but this is a note to the two gits I associate with who just ran past my door:

Bleached hair does not an effeminate man maketh.

Honestly. I think my problem here is that I guess it is a common conception that gay guys bleach their hair and do 'feminine' things like that. However, my perception has been drastically skewed by having lived in college, where most of the males of my acquaintance (the straight ones) have bleached their hair at least once. J² has certainly dyed his hair more frequently and more interesting colours than I have.

Maybe - actually, definitely - I associated with more interesting people than the majority of the world. I'm so lucky.