Typical room-cleaning schedule:
1. Enter room, replete with cleaning gear - vacuum, duster, bucket, etc.
2. Wander vaguely around room, sort of not quite poking around the edges of your cleaning job.
3. Comment on the messiness/cleanliness of the room. Ask whose room it is.
4. Argue about whose room it is. Look for graffiti to verify. Check phone messages. Laugh at them.
4a. Would you believe someone has five videos that are 50 days overdue? 50 days! And one of them's Notting Hill. How embarrassing is that?
5. Upon deciding the room belonged to X, proceed to bitch about X for ten minutes. It doesn't have to be true, either; libel is our middle name.
6. Boss walks past. Actually get on with cleaning.