The new social activity for impovershed university students:

"Hey, wanna come Malicious Lingering with me?"

The idea of the exercise: fun, entertainment, bollocks-all else to do.

The practise: Choose a storefront. Make like Jay and Silent Bob. The more obnoxious you are, the better. For variety, stick your head through the shop door and make suggestive comments.

Points are allocated to the person who tips the balance, and gets you moved along.

If you manage to get paid to move along, then you can go somewhere and get a drink, before commencing again.

Rinse and repeat. The round ends when you're bored. The game ends when a sign is posted with your descriptions, ordering you to stay away. That or someone gets a restraining order.