Excuse me while I stand back a moment to admire the shiny speed and workingness of my ADSL connection.

Does not that fellow who buys me stuff rock?

(What this means, effectively, is that the whole thing with me being utterly unable to connect to the internet in any meaningful sense for the past two weeks is over and I should be able to start being witty on a regular basis henceforth. If not for that pesky full-time work thing. Fuckses.)