Afny wishes to disagree with my previous point about the relative ass-kickingness of Sean Bean and Nic Cage. His first reason for dissatisfaction is the issue of the relative Hollywood merit of each actor, such that in any movie situation in which the two of them go ten rounds, Cage will inevitably have higher billing and thus will win.

He also maintains that the only time Bean's ever represented was that one time in that one movie, and then only briefly, before he got owned by the orc who wasn't even in the book.