I have a MySpace, but I can't remember what/where it is and I could never figure out how to log into it, making the average 13-year-old emo kid smarter than I am but, y'know? I'm ok with that because at least I can bend over in jeans without flashing. In any case, the MySpace newsletter asked me if I was "a fan of the Chaser's WOE". And I realised after a moment that they meant War On Everything, but for that moment all I could think was, "I don't think the Chaser has woe, just anarchic glee."