Death comes for us all (a melodramatic haiku of retirement)
Alas! this blog is
no longer where it is at.
Onwards! (Back to home.)



guts and garters

It's all fun and games until someone loses molecular cohesion.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

The template, she is finally updated! This latest battle in my ongoing low-intensity conflict with CSS properties was much quicker and easier. Maybe I'm finally starting to get the hang of this. Or just realising that webdesign long got out of my immediate grasp, so I reach sooner for the CSS helpfiles.

I'm feeling, in a way, a bit of an old dog recently. Thirty's alarmingly nigh, my friends are breeding, and 2AM no longer carries the prefix "only". The dream/reality quantum is collapsing into a single focus. And we're staring down the barrel of a serious house (with associated serious mortgage).

I'm not entirely sure how this happened when I still feel so twenty-three. Then, of course, I look at my friends who are twenty-three, and realise that they're really very young, expending so much of themselves. Is growing up not losing energy, but gaining efficiency? Or are these just the lies tired old women tell themselves?

I don't even have any cats yet. Better get on that.

I should also try and figure out some way to have a collapsible menu for the archives, because goddamn I've been waffling for a long time.

Thursday, July 09, 2009

If I said I was currently reading the ICC's "Standard Test Playing Conditions" rules and regulations, I'm trusting that no one will actually call the men in white coats, citing an obsession gone too far, until I say that this is actually for work! It really is! Never mind that the Ashes started last night, and we upgraded to digital television especially for the occasion so we could be glued to the couch from 7:30 onwards, catching most of the first session of play. (GO HUSS!)

Though it is related. "YOU CAN'T BLUFF THE TOSS," I wrote in my rough-draft editor's notes on the latest manuscript to be hurled in my direction by the boss. I used the trusty internet to quickly check that the Toss was, indeed, the first official act of a Test Match (up until the toss is made, the game can be called off without registering a No Result) and just blithely assumed that that meant the (other) Men In White Coats would be watching closely to see whether it was heads or tails.

Then we watched the toss at Cardiff last night, and nary an umpire to be seen. Oops? Mind you, both captains did very carefully keep their hands behind their back and not go near the coin. So now I'm checking the official ICC regulations on the issue. SEE! It's perfectly work-related.

Of course, when the site asked if I wanted to download the regulations or merely view the PDF in the browser window, I may have gone the download option. But I do a lot of cricket books! It'll come in handy!

Really, officer.