The suckergun is about to come apart. I feel its next bullet might be its last.
Better make it count, then.
Alas! this blog is
no longer where it is at.
Onwards! (Back to home.)
It's all fun and games until someone loses molecular cohesion.
The suckergun is about to come apart. I feel its next bullet might be its last.
I'm reading about the Marshall Plan and Containment and all that sort of fun thing, and the Soviet foreign minister keeps showing up. His name is Molotov. I keep waiting for him to whip out a bottle of petrol with a burning rag stuffed in the neck and throw it at the Americans, but he never does. I'm quite disappointed.
Keeping track of my Goth Score:
You know you've probably flipped when you suddenly sit up straight in your chair and declare: "I'm a moron!" The true evidence comes when you then spread your arms, in the posture of one displaying her moronity to the world and say: "Watch me be a moron!" Stand up, do a little turn, bow to the corners of the (empty) room and ask: "Don't I do it well?"
And continuing with the quiz madness: I'm also, apparently, a mermaid.
I did this little What Mythological Creature Are you? test and it told me I was a succubus. Does this come as a surprise to anyone? Yep, I'm a demon woman who torments men. We'll just keep quiet about the somnalent sex thing for now, though.
So, did it snow like it was supposed to yet?
Why the hell can't I search for "Sonata #9 in A major for Piano & Violin - Kreutzer" on Audiogalaxy? It's Beethoven, for fuck's sake. It's sort of a little out of copyright by now, surely.
I am not still up at 3:30am because I spent three hours MST3King an awful fanfic with Meghan. Nope. Not at all. Never happened.
My fingers are really in a terrible state. Like Utah.
Error: Computer cannot function properly because someone within a half-kilometre radius is whistling a Kylie song. Please find them and persuade them to stop. For this function, we recommend Microsoft Baseball Bat 2002.
OK, second-time viewing of Spidey, because I was ready. (Yes, already. Two weeks wasn't long enough to digest Fellowship, but I'm ready to go again with Spiderman after 48 hours. What does that tell you?) And also because I absolutely had to see this movie with J2, because, like, dude. Just had to.
Some Americanisations of spelling make sense, but why on earth would you leave the first 'e' out of 'judgement'?
Melbourne was fun. I recommend everyone get one. Reasons:
Bye, folks, I'm off to Melbourne for the weekend. Don't set fire to anything while I'm gone. If you really get bored, go browsing through the archives. April was a pretty good month. Mwah, ciao!
Meep. He's wearing nailpolish. He came to return my CD and gave me that friendly little grin and he's wearing nailpolish.
One of the best things about the exam period, for me, is listening to opera really, really loudly. (It's been far too long since I saw a really good production of Don Giovanni.)
Today, upon being paid, I bought issue #19 of Ultimate X-Men (and it was a great issue in a fantastic story arc), Trudi Canavan's The Novice (which I wouldn't have bought if she hadn't run the fantasy writing workshop I went to, so clever marketing decision there, Ms Canavan) and Clausewitz's On War (the Penguin classic edition, with the introductory essay by Anatol Rapoport on which I'm going to be writing my thesis).
TitaniaFae: I caved to my own bad time management, and begged a few more days off Bruce.
I just love Tchaikovsky's "1812 Overture". It's a wonderful piece of music. Almost as good as Chopin's "Revolutionary Etude".
Am I the only one who finds something profoundly amusing in a CD entitled: "Tchaikovsky: Festival of Hits"?
The madness started when I sat down at the dinner table, with a conversation about the difference between 'beget' and 'begat'. It continued through a metaphorical commentary of the 'tide of history' wiping clean the 'sands of time', and onwards into a rendition of the Days of our lives theme, with inevitable deviation into The Addams Family. When I left, it was in the middle of a reworking of "Love Is In The Air" to a more... martial motif.
Cutting the tag out of my pyjama pants seemed like a really good idea last night when it was itchy and annoying, but now that it comes time to put them on again, I realise that I don't know which way is front or back any more. It's down to trial and error. This could get uncomfortable.
Bec: You can't use really much anything. (In a discussion of whether "How suck does that?" is grammatically correct.)
My laptop thinks it's Christmas. Not in that metaphorical way, either. It's telling me that it's currently Monday the 25th December, 2000.
'He lifted her tee-shirt over her head. Her silk panties followed.' -- Peter F. Hamilton, Mindstar
I'm sure this is terribly Freudian, but my fingers keep slipping and making poor old Niccolo into a female, by calling him Machiavellia. Nice name; maybe I'll call my daughter that. Macky for short.
"There is, however, a disadvantage to the theory: it is untrue." (Sebastian de Grazia, Machiavelli in Hell)
"Would you like a cigarette?"
He stuck his head around the doorframe and said in his best wheedling tone: "Deeeee, you know how you're my best friend in the whole world?"
I did it again. I did it a-fucking-gain. I woke up with the alarm, turned it off, and then rolled over and went back to fucking sleep. For two hours.
"He's a very busy man, and you are very boring. Your offer must inspire him."
"Political tactics would indeed be a much simpler matter if ballot-papers were a natural product, and if on beholding a ballot-paper at about the age of twenty-one a youth who had never heard of one before were invariably seized with a desire to vote." ~ Graham Wallas, Human Nature in Politics
We're freezing some of the Extreme Cocoa in an attempt to make an ice-cream sort of thing. And because we had lots left over. I just went and stirred it, and it's about the consistency of the perfect mud pie. Well, my perfect mud pie, at least. Fairly sloppy, but starting to stick together. Goopy. Fun.
It was insane. It was supreme (extreme) chocolatey goodness. It was a sugar rush so intense it actually swept through entirely, leaving somnalence in its wake.
I have lots of chocolate ice cream, and a fair whack of cocoa as well. Come this time tomorrow, I fully expect to have an extreme chocolate headache.
Hey ma, look, I'm schizoid! (But only moderate for antisocial? This is rigged!)
The knuckles on my left hand hurt like I punched someone. However, I have not done this thing. No point in suffering without due cause, I figure, so who wants to be hit?
Nerd nostalgia: Maybe I've just been really out of it, but it's been forever since I heard a reference to 'EverCrack'.
Only in Canberra would I need an umbrella and my sunglasses at the same time. Can someone please defuck the weather here?
Who the hell thought calling me at 8:30am - and then not leaving a message when I couldn't stumble out of bed fast enough to get to the phone - was a good idea? Fucker.
Weirdest spam ever: "If you are in possession of blue or red time warping moon crystals, I need some!"
I might only sink four balls total in the game, and in fact get the majority of my points from my opponent's fouls, but let no man say I suck at snooker, because I can sink the black from the middle of the table into the corner pocket with a behind-the-back trick shot on one foot.
The boys at the college next door are at it again with the wigs. They're eye-burning colours, curly, and have to be worn all the time until - I think - the end of the exam period. It certainly makes life more interesting. It also makes it easy to spot them around the place, which is all good, because it means you can avoid them.
I think what I really like about being the first room at the top of the stairs is that I'm the first person everyone passes once they hit the floor. Which means occasionally people leap into my doorway, strike a dramatic pose, and shriek things like: "He wasn't there again! I'm going to fucking kill him!"
My Bloginality is ENTP!!!
Apparently I have to be all yellow this week. I want out of being a Gemini. Nothing good ever comes of it.
Look. It's all different. And there's a Jen. Right there. Well, left there. Don't frighten her or anything. And don't worry, she doesn't bite.
I never learn. Every single bar night - well, every single bar night where the DJ isn't a fuckwit and actually does play good music - they wind us up into the Monster Mosh Set, and as soon as I hear the anticipatory-tingle first few bars of "Killing in the Name", or "Breathe", or "Song 2", or whatever is the first cab off the rank this time, all my good intentions fly out the window. I get it going with the full-body headbang. All through "Du Hast" and "Twisted" and the entire half-hour set of sweaty hair in the face.
All hail Rowena, because she found the information required to make the comments behave themselves again. Good comments. Sit. Stay.
So we've moved, and everything seems to be working quite well, but the comments have gone bananas. Why on earth are all the ones that used to be zero now fourteen? I'm such a technobimbo. Help, anyone? Don't really want to lose all my old comments.
I've thought of a good way to solve all Australia's problems regarding refugees. Obviously, the answer is some sort of exchange. That way, our resources aren't stretched, and everyone's happy. So, what happens is, for every refugee we accept, we send one whinging, protesting, annoying university student politician back to the country the refugee is fleeing. After all, they're the biggest drain on the country's resources anyway, and this way, they'll really have something to feel persecuted about.
Calypso (cafe in the ANU refectory) makes the best fruit slice I've tasted since my grandmother stopped making it.
My favourite musical moments:
(I love Machiavelli.)
Courtesy of Mallory, I took the mental age test, and it turns out I act like I'm 25. And this is despite me starting out by saying that yes, I wore kid-sized clothes, because they fit. Well, they do.
Bitter truth: "My problem is that when drunk, I vocalise things I otherwise wouldn't. I'm really not a very nice person at heart."
24 hour warning: The new hosting arrangements are prepared, so come tomorrow, I'm going to take a deep breath, and shift my stuff. So if everything has a spack attack, you'll know why.
Note to self: I think I might actually be happier when I don't know what I did on that drunken bar night. (I guess it's true: sometimes ignorance is bliss.)
So, don't you want to know how compatible you are with me?
So, according to Ms Regina Lords in my guestbook, I'm a pretentious Bridget Jones wannabe.
And there, just sitting in my inbox, was spam entitled: "World Peace" right above "Dee, Bigger breasts -- Men will look!"
Tonight, as part of my retail therapy for having handed in an essay today, I found a skirt so mind-bogglingly short, that even when resting so low on my hips it was barely within cooee of my waist, it was still anime-indecent around the posterior.